The only thing I hate more than the senseless and heartless killing of dolphins off of the Japanese coast is my job. Hating your job is a full-time job, besides the job you have. It’s truly exhausting to spend 8 hours a day doing something you hate, and by doing something you hate I mean not doing anything at all. I didn’t spend four years in high school and another four years in college to deliver your mail for an hour in the morning and then sit around for another seven. I also did not spend [my parents did not spend] over $100,000 on my education just to I could make $10/hr and not be able to live on my own (and not be able to pay back my loans…sorry mom). I don’t mean to sound ungrateful because I know these days a job is hard to come by, but honestly. I REALLY hate my job.
This isn’t so much a review about small talk, but rather a review about the phrase “so what have you been up to?”
I really hate this, because this is one of those phrases like ” what’s up?” or ” how are you?”, the person asking doesn’t really care to know the answer, but since you asked.
Here it is:
You really want to know hat I’ve been up to? I haven’t been up to much lately, mostly because I never go out, why is that you ask? Well I don’t really have any money, and I live at home. The past few days have been pretty hectic for me you know between playing with my dog, watching TV, and painting my nails so I really haven’t made it out the house much. Sometimes I go on the restoration hardware website and dream about what sofas I would buy for my house. I even have a special folder dedicated to future home decorating ideas that I update quite frequently so that’s another thing I do. I’ve also recently started doing Pilates with my mom to get that perfect beach body! You know since I love the beach so much. I also usually dedicate at least 8-10 hours to sleeping so, that takes up a lot of my time. You know what else I do? Whenever I come to work I purposely take the stairs or an alternate route when I heard your voice so I can avoid that dreaded question, “what have you been up to?”
“Tougher than Nigerian hair, My criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair. I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind, Cuz I don’t write shit cuz I aint got time”
Major shade throwing Wayne, shade at Nigerian hair, shade at other rappers careers, shade at those who write down their lyrics and MAJOR shade to the female reproductive system!
I like it.