If you’re squeamish I suggest you stop reading now.
Besides having a job, I’m also sick. With the most recent polar vortex sweeping the country it’s no surprise. As I was fumbling through my pockets for tissues I realized how excited I was to blow my nose. Sad right? But just think about it, when your nose is so stuffy, and your mouth is all dry from mouth breathing, and you cant smell, but suddenly you realize you have a tissue. A soft, beautiful, aloe-vera filled, pillowy tissue and you blow your nose. Blow it like your Paul Revere sounding the trumpet to warn the colonists (did he have a trumpet?). That feeling is so glorious. It’s like taking your socks off after running through puddles, finally being able to pee after holding it during your morning commute or taking that first bite of Ben & Jerry’s Cinnamon Bun ice cream.
It’s truly magical.