One of my dear friends happens to live in an apartment where her landlord controls her heat and because of this, according to her “my sexual activity greatly increases during the winter months, I like to use men for their heat” I assume she means body and otherwise.
When I’m not complaining about how hot it is, I’m usually complaining about how cold it is and that is why winter is my least favorite month.
99. My mood is terrible from the months of November – late March
98. My social activity decreases to an embarrassingly low level
97. Not only can we control the heat in our apartment but I also have a personal space heater
96. and an electric blanket
95. and a snuggie
94. I sleep with them all on
93. All my normal socks have been replaced with fuzzy ones
92. I am forever grateful for my DVR and the hours I can spend watching house hunters international
91. Piping hot showers
90. My diet consists of 80% hot chocolate
89 – 1. Not shaving my legs