“I’m not mad at you for not giving a shit. I’m disgusted with myself for thinking you did.”
Please let me have the self control to not spend my bonus money like I did my tax return money 🙏
So this is where all my money went
Everybody loves the guy who sits next to me.
I find him to be incredibly corny, annoying and a general suck up. I mean who says their favorite food is foie gras in a staff meeting? wtf is that anyway? Just be like ‘yo I like pasta’ or whatever.
Fingers crossed he gets moved soon, before I accidentally spill hot chocolate on his face