Review: Sidewalks

Review: Sidewalks

This isn’t so much a review about sidewalks as it is me venting about how much I hate when people walk on the sidewalk and are smoking. I know people always talk about how we need a lane for slow walkers or a special set of roads for big trucks but we need a glass ball to put all the smokers in.

DO NOT HOLD YOUR CIGARETTE IN YOUR HAND LIKE YOURE FUCKING BRIGITTE BARDOT (did she even smoke?) BECAUSE YOURE NOT. I DID NOT WAKE UP 10 MINUTES BEFORE MY ALARM WENT OFF TO SHOWER AND PUT ON PERFUME ONLY TO HAVE SMOKE BLOWN IN MY FACE WHILE TRYING TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH HOARDS OF TOURISTS TO GET TO WORK.

STOPITRIGHTNOW.

the end.

(yes she did smoke. Also notice how her cigarette is positioned in a way so that anybody behind her will get a face full of smoke)

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