Review: Interviewing

I’ve been interviewing for a new job and its really bringing back old memories of my former hustle Now that I’m older and so much wiser its really hard for me to not answer these interview questions honestly.

What are my weaknesses? Consistently being 1-9 minutes late (never more than 10, that would be unprofessional). Strengths include being able to look like I’m actually doing work when in reality I’m watching Real Housewives of Atlanta. What would I bring to the team? A level of profanity previously unheard of in the work environment and a very impressive snack drawer when my co-workers blood sugar starts to drop a little low. In the next 5 years I see myself on a yacht showering in Dom and playing with my baby liger.

image1 (my snack drawer, I wasn’t lying)

Love Lessons

I think every year, someone is put in your life, someone who has the potential to really be with you. Whether you reciprocate the feelings or not is another story but every once in a awhile those feelings are returned, I’d say every five years or so, the stars align and you get a chance at a great love.

Waiting for that is so awful

PSA

WHY DO PEOPLE READ AND WALK AT THE SAME TIME. HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO ABSORB ANYTHING IT DOESNT MAKE AND SENSE DAMMIT.