A month ago my boss told me to enter a contest to win tickets to Jimmy Kimmel in Brooklyn.

A week ago I found out I won tickets to see Kimmel.

5 days ago I went to see Jimmy Kimmel – Jay-Z was the guest, Donald Trump cancelled. Jay-z gave everybody in the audience tickets to the Tidal music show at Barclays. While at the show I saw Jay-z, Beyonce, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, T.I., Flatbush Zombies, Young Dro, Baes, Justine Sky, Rick Ross, French Montana and more.

These are one of the many reasons I am starting to fall in love with New York again.

Jimmy Kimmel was amazing, he was kind, funny and (late). It was amazing.

Weezy Wednesdays

Today’s Weezy Wednesday is a throwback. Remember that time he did a documentary but like didn’t do it because he wouldn’t let anybody interview him, they just filmed him smoking all the weed?

Circa 2010

“Tougher than Nigerian hair, My criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair. I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind, Cuz I don’t write shit cuz I aint got time”


Major shade throwing Wayne, shade at Nigerian hair, shade at other rappers careers, shade at those who write down their lyrics and MAJOR shade to the female reproductive system!

I like it.

Like Eli I’m from new Orleans I’m a giant in this bitch move the G and add an S and put the I before the N and put the A in front of that and that is what I am to the end.

Can you guess what Wayne is spelling?

WELCOME- to Weezy Wednesday’s

Review: Lil Wayne

Review: Lil Wayne

Call him Wayne, Weezy, Tunechi, or Lil Wayne, Dwayne Micheal Carter Jr. is the greatest rapper alive and my personal favorite. There are many reasons why he is the absolute best.

He has an auto-tune sound without using auto-tune. Thanks to year of drinking sizzurp, Wayne’s voice has taken on an almost mechanical sound, quite soothing to an avid Weezy fan like myself. Take a listen to “30 minutes to New Orleans”. “Cascades”, or “Demolition Freestyle Part 1” and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

He’s actually a comedian.

His lyrics are out of this world, whimsical and non-nonsensical. He’s said it many times, even naming two of his albums, “I am not a human being”. He is not of this world, and his lyrics prove just that. Lets take a look at a few of my favorites.

Lost: By Gorilla Zoe ft. Lil Wayne

“Imma need counseling, I lost my mind and still haven’t found it, I used to be so well-rounded. But now I tiptoe on hell’s boundaries. F-F-F Baby aka Crazy, trapped in a maze therefore I am amazing”

Yes. you are amazing.

6 Foot, 7 Foot: Lil Wayne

“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna… Women of my dream, I don’t sleep so I can’t find her”

Get it? the g in lasagna is silent!, so clever.

Ain’t I: Jae Milz ft. Lil Wayne

“I’ll put you where the fishes sleep and when they wake you’ll be the fishes feast”

whoo, scary Wayne, very scary.

La La: Lil Wayne  ft. Busta Ryhmes, Brisco

” See ya’llare at ground, and my daughter is my sky. I swear I look in her face and I just want to break out and fly. Four tears in my face and you ain’t never heard me cry, I’m richer than all ya’ll I got a bank full of pride”

Tricky tricky wayne. Very tricky.

I honestly could go on about how awesome he is and how clever he lyrics are but instead I will be dedicating Wednesdays to his lyrical genius.
Welcome to Wayne Wednesday’s.