I know it’s not Monday

I know it’s not Monday

BUT. Everyone needs to IMMEDIATELY listen to this album.

Not since Wayne have I listened to an entire album beginning to end.


Music Mondays

Music Mondays

I really have to take a second to do some commentary on this because literally the whole song is him bashing some random guy and how should “come my way”. Its hilarious.

Just a few highlights:

“Baby won’t you come my way, got something I want to say” – Well this is a nice way of trying to get a girls attention, very straight to the point. Also I would love to know what it is he wants to tell her? (spoiler alert: he’s about to talk some mad shit on her man)

“When his pockets in a drought, the last single he put out didn’t even make it out” – Super rude, as Fetty is calling out her man for being poor as fuck and a stank ass rapper, whereas Fetty has had two single (that I know of) including one of my favorites Trap Queen (more to come on that later). Even though Fetty is calling him out for being basically the worst he is doing it in the smoothest way possible, in fact I might use this line in the near future.

“And he dumb as hell and I swear his ass don’t think” – yep he did it again, but this time not so smooth


Wayne Wednesday’s

“Tougher than Nigerian hair, My criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair. I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind, Cuz I don’t write shit cuz I aint got time”


Major shade throwing Wayne, shade at Nigerian hair, shade at other rappers careers, shade at those who write down their lyrics and MAJOR shade to the female reproductive system!

I like it.