I know it’s not Monday

BUT. Everyone needs to IMMEDIATELY listen to this album.

Not since Wayne have I listened to an entire album beginning to end.

#trapsoul

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Weezy Wednesdays

Today’s Weezy Wednesday is a throwback. Remember that time he did a documentary but like didn’t do it because he wouldn’t let anybody interview him, they just filmed him smoking all the weed?

Circa 2010

Music Mondays

I really have to take a second to do some commentary on this because literally the whole song is him bashing some random guy and how should “come my way”. Its hilarious.

Just a few highlights:

“Baby won’t you come my way, got something I want to say” – Well this is a nice way of trying to get a girls attention, very straight to the point. Also I would love to know what it is he wants to tell her? (spoiler alert: he’s about to talk some mad shit on her man)

“When his pockets in a drought, the last single he put out didn’t even make it out” – Super rude, as Fetty is calling out her man for being poor as fuck and a stank ass rapper, whereas Fetty has had two single (that I know of) including one of my favorites Trap Queen (more to come on that later). Even though Fetty is calling him out for being basically the worst he is doing it in the smoothest way possible, in fact I might use this line in the near future.

“And he dumb as hell and I swear his ass don’t think” – yep he did it again, but this time not so smooth

“Tougher than Nigerian hair, My criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair. I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind, Cuz I don’t write shit cuz I aint got time”

 

Major shade throwing Wayne, shade at Nigerian hair, shade at other rappers careers, shade at those who write down their lyrics and MAJOR shade to the female reproductive system!

I like it.

Review: Lil Wayne

Review: Lil Wayne

Call him Wayne, Weezy, Tunechi, or Lil Wayne, Dwayne Micheal Carter Jr. is the greatest rapper alive and my personal favorite. There are many reasons why he is the absolute best.

He has an auto-tune sound without using auto-tune. Thanks to year of drinking sizzurp, Wayne’s voice has taken on an almost mechanical sound, quite soothing to an avid Weezy fan like myself. Take a listen to “30 minutes to New Orleans”. “Cascades”, or “Demolition Freestyle Part 1” and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

He’s actually a comedian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-idSGIHNKJ4

His lyrics are out of this world, whimsical and non-nonsensical. He’s said it many times, even naming two of his albums, “I am not a human being”. He is not of this world, and his lyrics prove just that. Lets take a look at a few of my favorites.

Lost: By Gorilla Zoe ft. Lil Wayne

“Imma need counseling, I lost my mind and still haven’t found it, I used to be so well-rounded. But now I tiptoe on hell’s boundaries. F-F-F Baby aka Crazy, trapped in a maze therefore I am amazing”

Yes. you are amazing.

6 Foot, 7 Foot: Lil Wayne

“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna… Women of my dream, I don’t sleep so I can’t find her”

Get it? the g in lasagna is silent!, so clever.

Ain’t I: Jae Milz ft. Lil Wayne

“I’ll put you where the fishes sleep and when they wake you’ll be the fishes feast”

whoo, scary Wayne, very scary.

La La: Lil Wayne  ft. Busta Ryhmes, Brisco

” See ya’llare at ground, and my daughter is my sky. I swear I look in her face and I just want to break out and fly. Four tears in my face and you ain’t never heard me cry, I’m richer than all ya’ll I got a bank full of pride”

Tricky tricky wayne. Very tricky.

I honestly could go on about how awesome he is and how clever he lyrics are but instead I will be dedicating Wednesdays to his lyrical genius.
Welcome to Wayne Wednesday’s.