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I know it’s not Monday

BUT. Everyone needs to IMMEDIATELY listen to this album.

Not since Wayne have I listened to an entire album beginning to end.

#trapsoul

Weezy Wednesdays

Today’s Weezy Wednesday is a throwback. Remember that time he did a documentary but like didn’t do it because he wouldn’t let anybody interview him, they just filmed him smoking all the weed?

Circa 2010

Music Mondays

I really have to take a second to do some commentary on this because literally the whole song is him bashing some random guy and how should “come my way”. Its hilarious.

Just a few highlights:

“Baby won’t you come my way, got something I want to say” – Well this is a nice way of trying to get a girls attention, very straight to the point. Also I would love to know what it is he wants to tell her? (spoiler alert: he’s about to talk some mad shit on her man)

“When his pockets in a drought, the last single he put out didn’t even make it out” – Super rude, as Fetty is calling out her man for being poor as fuck and a stank ass rapper, whereas Fetty has had two single (that I know of) including one of my favorites Trap Queen (more to come on that later). Even though Fetty is calling him out for being basically the worst he is doing it in the smoothest way possible, in fact I might use this line in the near future.

“And he dumb as hell and I swear his ass don’t think” – yep he did it again, but this time not so smooth

Nicki

Now, now airplanes in the night skies
Are like shooting stars?
Well, you can really need a wish right now
When my goons come through and start shooting stars
You know, I’m all about shoes and cars
I’m kinda drunk off blue Bacardi
I told Baby when I get my new advance
I’mma blow that motherfucker on a blue Bugatti
You know, I graduated summa cum laude
That’s why they thinking I’m Illuminati
And matter fact, let’s kiss and make-up
I’ll help you escape on my blue Ducati

“Tougher than Nigerian hair, My criteria compared to your career just isn’t fair. I’m a venereal disease like a menstrual bleed, through the pencil and leak on the sheet of the tablet in my mind, Cuz I don’t write shit cuz I aint got time”

 

Major shade throwing Wayne, shade at Nigerian hair, shade at other rappers careers, shade at those who write down their lyrics and MAJOR shade to the female reproductive system!

I like it.

Like Eli I’m from new Orleans I’m a giant in this bitch move the G and add an S and put the I before the N and put the A in front of that and that is what I am to the end.

Can you guess what Wayne is spelling?

WELCOME- to Weezy Wednesday’s