Monday Thots

Monday Thots

There is nothing that invites unsolicited advice quite like being a single women

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Said by Chris p1

Said by Chris p1

My friend Chris is a real laugh. Like he makes me cry on a regular basis. I really wanted a place to showcase all his greatest sayings, so I thought why not here.

One day we’re walking down the mean smelly streets of New York. I’m probably drunk and Chris is probably trying to save me from getting hit by a cab (as per usual). At this point he’s already mentioned how he used to have “stables” and is “the man of these streets” (I can attest both of these things are true”.  Somehow the topic of being dickmatized (look it up) comes up and he says.

When you’re cooking with fire, you know it’s hot

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chris.